There is no discrimination when applications are received.

Whether Race, Creed, Colour, Sex or Religion ... WE HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY!

No politicians or ex-government officials need apply.

The position of TOURISM Minister has recently became vacant.

The APPLICANT will need to move location to The Sovereign State of Donbovawitthegunma immediately, as to accustom themselves to the location and what 'the state' has to offer.

The APPLICANT will be required to have a good understanding of the 'English' language and be able to spell profusely.

The APPLICANT will be required to have a good knowledge of what to do when bitten by a venomous snake.

The APPLICANT will need to know how to handle verbally abusive Dictators/ Emperors.

Telstra Technicians and ex-politicians need not apply.

All applications to his.royal.decadence@gmail.com

The position of YOUTH Minister has recently became vacant.

The APPLICANT will need to move location to The Sovereign State of Donbovawitthegunma immediately, as to accustom themselves to the location and what 'the state' has to offer.

The APPLICANT will be required to have a good understanding of the 'English' language and be able to spell profusely.

The APPLICANT must hold a certificate in Youth Work or its equivalent.

The APPLICANT must have a good head on their shoulders and be prepared not to rock the boat.

The APPLICANT will be required to have a good knowledge of what to do when bitten by a venomous snake.

The APPLICANT will need to know how to handle a verbally abusive Dictators/ Emperors.

All applications to thescarletturnip@gmail.com

This POSITION Will

POSSIBLY Be

AVAILABLE

within the NEXT FEW Weeks

Please watch this Space

The position of Roads Maintenance Manager has ONLY Today became vacant.

The APPLICANT will be required to have a good understanding of the 'English' language and be able to spell profusely.

The APPLICANT will need to know how to handle a verbally abusive Dictators/ Emperors.

The APPLICANT will need to move location to The Sovereign State of Donbovawitthegunma immediately, as to accustom themselves to the location.

The APPLICANT must have a good head on their shoulders and be prepared to work directly with the Executioner.

Footnote: Knowledge of what to do when bitten by a venomous snake is not required as APPLICANT will be working directly with the Executioner.

All applications to his.royal.decadence@gmail.com

General Criteria

All APPLICANTS for ANY position MUST have the intelligence and guile in avoiding offending the illustrious Chief of the Secret Police.