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[pronounced: Don't-Bother-With-The-Gun-Ma]

(... I fixed the Bastards with the AXE!)

founded 27-08-2006

Welcome

We have recently seceded from the
Commonwealth of Australia, as my
subjects and I have become extremely
disenchanted with Lil' Johnny Howard
and his Government.

As a FREE Independant Realm we are
obligated to offer citizenship to all and any
person wishing to escape the tyranny of
the present political climate ...

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The Cult of The Naked Wombat

That new CULT which has set up their Sanctuary on the outskirts of the Township of Donbovawitthegunma has been given permission by His Royal Decadence, Emperor Wazzup Nowdown to stay.

The spiritual leader of the group, Sheik Imallritejackbuggatherestofyouz Fuzzywuzzywasawombat and our beloved Emperor have met in official talks as to ratify how the citizens of our great Savoring State and the members of the cult can harmonically coexist.

"They seem a lovely bunch of boys and girls even if they seem a bit feral," said the Emperor, "the Sheik and I are presently negotiating the making and marketing of cute little Buddha Wombat statures with all proceeds being split right down the middle."

The Bishop of Donbovawitthegunma, The Scarlet Turnip expressed ongoing concern about the strange behaviour of the group and has voiced his disapproval about the growing friendship between the Emperor and the Sheik.

"I am a little concerned about our glorious dictator," the Bishop remarked, "I am worried that he may come under their influence. Before you know it we may all be running around sing wombat songs."

The movement worship the reincarnation of the Buddha in the body of a young wombat. There have been reports of cult members being sighted frolicking naked in the sand dunes, clutching wild flowers and singing "Tie me Kangaroos down ...", "Hey, True Blue ...", "I'm Jake the Peg ...", and other strange chants.

Isn't He Cute? Don't ya just want to rub his tummy?

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